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jbosku 

just kidding! this post is in english. pranked you

Today we will be making hydrofluoric acid from Holy Water because I'm tired of playing nice with these vampires

Today may be the hottest day Europe has ever recorded 🔥 Please stay safe!

💚 Drink plenty of water and stay hydrated
💚 Shower in cool water when needed and/or wash your hands and face
💚 The UV index is high. If you go outside, try to wear a sun hat and keep to the shade
💚 Avoid unnecessary strenuous activity
💚 Carry a fan if you have one, and don't be afraid to use it
💚 Hide inside supermarkets or shopping malls if you need to. Especially if they have fridges you can stand next to awhile.

the poll has closed, with the plurality opinion being to keep my jboposting here. i'll probably cw it anyway

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what should i do with my posting? im not sure if it's bothersome

customer: Do you guys leave those grills out all night?
me: Nah, we take them in
customer: Alright. But you leave the plants out?
me: Yep
customer: There's a camera on them though, right?
me: Well yeah, but it's really low res so you'd only need a bandanna and maybe a hat or hood. And that's assuming they even notice a couple missing tomatoes - which is doubtful since we don't give the plants separate item numbers or keep anything close to accurate inventory - or care enough to look through the tapes and get the filth involved. Just to be safe though you should probably do it tonight, we're closed on Sundays so that'd be an extra 24 hours of footage to comb through
customer:
me:
me: What

Hi hi hi! I uploaded a proof of concept puzzle game to Itch in an attempt to raise $400 to finish up the much-improved follow-up.

screwylightbulb.itch.io/shfl

Boosting would be much appreciated.

#games #gaming

money, probably-permanent request for help, boosts welcome 

the only income we have is the little bit we get monthly on our patreon and from commissions. we are frequently in need for groceries, meds, doctor's appointments... shit comes up and pretty often we have to make a rushed request for help and it sucks.

patreon.com/Fidgetcetera to help us monthly, and paypal.me/fidgetcetera to help more immediately.

you can also contact us about commissions for art like we have on acey.eerie.garden/art/glitch and also feel free to grab our music on red-onyx-music.xyz/mx_ace_fuck for free and then paypal us to dodge bandcamp fees and still feel like you're supporting us by paying for our work

also ppl can always DM for the personal paypal which takes less fees!

what should i do with my posting? im not sure if it's bothersome

making fun of gab users 

is blocked out by people making their own choices freely

gets mad about free speech anyway

From Ye Olde Teknologikal Magicks Folio, have a gander at the glory of HMSL, the Hierarchical Music Specification Language, an object-oriented extension to #forth used for experimental music in the 1980s and 1990s:

softsynth.com/hmsl/hmsl_detail

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