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cell phones. they used to be like _[□:#] and now they be like [:[ ]·]

food stuff 

i went and got stuff for chili and also stuff to make oatmeal cookies

maybe if i make easy things it will reduce my anxiety about cooking

joining a monastery isn't too bad, once you get in the habit

The Facebookening of Oculus 

Oculus: "We're going to be requiring you to have a Facebook account to use our stuff."
Germany: "Ahem."
Oculus: "We are *entirely voluntarily* halting sales in Germany..."

arstechnica.com/gaming/2020/09

This one weird belief a fool has- the wise men DON'T want you to know! Click NOW to recreate what has yet to be created!

my cover of What a Fool Believes by the Doobie Brothers out now for Bandcamp Friday. i play a real cowbell in it!

nickyflowers.bandcamp.com/trac

What if we put Sans' head on top of a construction worker's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

Mastodon is going out of business.

Coming soon: Spirit Halloween

i wish blocking someone meant mentions of them also did not appear on my feed

is there a duke nukem pinball machine and does it say I've Got Balls Of Steel when multiball activates

Did you know...? It's #BandcampFriday !! That magical time of every week where Bandcamp is donating its profits directly to the artists.

You can catch my latest release here!! : ratttznest.bandcamp.com/album/

it is my opinion that people should be allowed to be lesbians, if they want

*uproarious applause*

*my political opponent withdraws from the debate*

*a small flock of doves carrying a gold medal descend from the sky and place it gently around my neck*

Question: What would be the funniest workplace in which to have a mug that says "You Don't Have To Be Nonbinary To Work Here... But It Helps!"

it's bandcamp friday pals 🎉

pls pick up some tracks from independent musicians today and they'll get 100% of the revenue!!

maybe we can start you off with some of our pals:

@jk
@Linda
@mollynoise
@mavica
@tom
@anne
@page
and hey maybe @powderpaint :blobcat:

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