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panic! at the disco
panic! at the taco bell
panic! at the disco
panic! at the gates of hell

don't you wanna know how we keep starting panic!s?
it's my desire (it's my desire) it's my desire (it's my desire)

i have been told thps1+2 is available on the microsoft store in addition to the epic game store, at least in the US

not a particularly better option but an option i already have access to i guess

before you stand two guards. one of them only eats hot chip, and the other only lies. you may ask them one question

re: something something epic game store something 

that said, i am genuinely considering acquiring epic game store just so i can get thps1+2. i'm a sucker for that franchise, what can i say

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"Can you change me into a woman, for a day?" the man asked.
"Why do you ask?" said the witch.
"My daughter... You changed her. I accept it, she's happy. But I don't understand what it was like for her, before."
"I can only change anyone into who they are."
"Oh. Well. Thank you."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

"What is the shortest story you can tell?"
"Hmm... 'I am'."
"Don't stories need a beginning, a middle, and an end?"
"The beginning is implicit."
"OK. And the ending?"
"You don't think that's implicit as well?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

audiohazard, definitely the wrong lyrics 

🎵🎵🎵
all the geeks and gamers (all the geeks and gamers)
all the geeks and gamers (all the geeks and gamers)
all the geeks and gamers (all the geeks and gamers)
now dance emotes UP

up in the guild, speccing my build
doing my own little thing
you qq'd the raid, but now you're afraid
that another party noticed me
i join on them, they join on me
don't pay them any attention
i was solo queue for a year or two
you can't be mad at me

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"all the geeks and gamers" can be said to the tune of "all the single ladies"

something something epic game store something 

i'm not mad at game developers for making their games epic game store exclusive

i'm mad at epic for making a garbage piece of platform software and making us use it

don't get me wrong: steam is garbage too. but egs is just not proper competition for it. the only thing it really has over steam, for the consumer, is its exclusives (which i have always disagreed with as a practice in general, be it steam or epic or consoles or what have you)

acab, discussion of police violence 

y'all the thought slime eyeball zone picks today are very good. here's one of them: youtube.com/watch?v=HZ3SSNJIQ2

it's a former cop talking about how his cop training led him to dehumanize and oppress people

Nintendo Dark Souls
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Nintendo 3 Dark Souls

capitalism requires you be anxious about something or another at all times

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