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@typhlosion they call him sonic the hedgehog because he is a hedgehog

they call him sonic the hedgehog because his speed varies depending on the medium in which he is traveling

if you interbreed an irish setter and a labrador retriever, would you get a property

how long does it take to get from the natural minor scale to phrygian 

just a second flat

tops be like *spin spin spin*

bottoms be like *goes on ur legs*

switches be like *click noise* pay me $60 for mario

i love and support the aro community. whether you're a benzene derivative or your resonance bonds come from somewhere else, your increased chemical stability is valid

(receives whisper in ear) what do you mean, it's "aromantic"

it's all fun and games until the vowels go on strike. then t's ll fn n gms

just spent the last while sorting part of my steam wishlist, now the first 44 items are roughly in order

i've been misreading the word "gridlock" a lot lately. no i will not elaborate

bawdy? 

i can't read the word "gridlock" without at first glance interpreting it as "girldick" help im brain poisoned by queerness

my gender as you perceive it is just a depiction. the true gender never existed, like a painting of a fictional pipe

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