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Forge Lizard @Forgebold@awoo.space

Hey y'all, recently my friend Twee had a fundraiser to get her car inspected and registered and it was successful, thanks to your contributions. However, it turns out that the expenses are worse than what they were expected to be, and she's still unable to work and buy food without it.

Please help if you can, boosts are appreciated!
youcaring.com/jadeshackelford-

hey guys, my pal Twee really needs help - she's low on cash, her car is the only way to get more money, and she needs money to get it inspected and registered or it'll get towed

capitalism is a huge fuck. please help out if you can ❤​
youcaring.com/jadeshackelford-

Downtown adventures: sitting at a bar and the next table over is playing Cards Against Humanity

[to the tune of "i wanna hold your hand" by the beatles]
i wanna boop your snoo-oo-oo-t
i wanna boop your snoot

work complaints, swearing Show more

Note to self: don't read SCP at work. Patrolling darkened office corridors with card-access locks at every door after reading has made my imagination run wild in terrible ways.

its 2017 and if your software startup doesnt have a fursona what are you even doing smh

The government overlords smile upon this kob today, for they left a bounty of jelly donuts in the cafeteria.

Self promotion Show more

Please report to your nearest kobold warren for your mandatory annual inspection. What we're inspecting is best left to your imagination.

@ccolocho *hacks everyone into kobolds* im in

if you've been waiting to get yourself some jams from bandcamp, august 4th is the time to do so

"This Friday, Stand With Bandcamp in Support of Trans Rights"
daily.bandcamp.com/2017/07/31/ mastodon.social/media/xQmWu7-S

Pls don't eat your kobold interns, dragon friends

general unspecific politics take Show more

Somebody hack the matrix to change me into a fluffy kobold girl