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it's april fools day. as usual, i pledge that you won't be hearing any japes from me today

thunks, beans, and slerp. programming has silly terminology

MY WIFE SURPRISED ME WITH A COMMISSION OF DRAGON AND AAA this is like the most beautiful thing i have ever seen look at herrrrrrrrrrr omg i love this so much im vibrating

a moody and rebellious but incredibly fancy young man, call that a punko fop

fursuit pic, SonicFox 

love them, they have the trans flag behind them

the japanese word for lightning is inazuma 稲妻

you'll never guess what the individual kanji mean

You don't need a job to live.

You need money.

And the need for money is an artificially imposed one.

:anarchy:

maybe it's just the agender in me talking but why are we so precious about this

can you tell i just woke up

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"guys" should be gender neutral. "gals" should also be gender neutral

What is happening surpasses all of our wildest dreams.

he's been called Will Smith all his life, so you'd think he would have at least tried making a fire poker or some coat hangers or something by now

abuse, callouts 

regarding "i know people who were abused by this person, they don't want to say who they are and also i have no evidence":

how do we talk about the wide, blurry, nuanced threshold between "i believe the victims and stand with them" and "wow, what a convenient way to untouchably accuse someone i don't like of doing something heinous"

and please don't tell me the latter never happens. it might not be whole-cloth falsehood when it does, but i've seen small misunderstandings seed it

🦊 <( fox, fox! i say my own name like in pokémon! now stop asking )

When I was a kid, my mum would tell me I was "Letting the penguins out" when I stood in front of the freezer with the door open. One day I called her on it and said "There's no penguins in the freezer!"

"Not anymore there's not, you let them all out!!"

I will never forget this exchange, the first time I walked directly into a dunk

begpost, need help paying rent, urgent 

Hi! My fiancee and I are both disabled and trans, we currently have a very low income and we're struggling to pay rent and buy food this month. Please, please share this toot and donate if you can. Every little bit helps! Thank you.

ko-fi.com/A231B07

"doctor my foot hurts"
"go see the great clown pagliacci and laugh away your pains"
"but how do i get to the circus if i can't walk"
"what do i look like, a pharmacist"

tired: 1
wired: ~·:✩legendre's constant™✩:·~

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