Show newer

@typhlosion no no that's home ownership. Homestuck is a media site about a masked wrestler and a runner that has no arms.

"hey check out this meme *wages war on you*"
"ah ive seen that one already"

*encounters any sort of resistance to anything i attempt to do* oh no my one weakness!

Mecha anime about Amazon warehouse workers who are given mecha so they can pick packages faster and are like "wait a minute, we have mechs why are we putting up with being treated like this?" and take over a warehouse, turning into a worker-controlled co-op like ala Mandragon.

"master chief, would you mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?"
"sir. hot girl shit."

fuck you *aligns your energy nodes, filling you with a powerful sense of enlightenment that is cut short by a crushing but unforgettable realization of the flaws and imperfections of the world you find yourself trapped within*

rhythm heaven fever

rhythm heaven drink fluids and get lots of rest

rhythm heaven feeling better now

You're in The Glacier of the Affidavit.
Nearby tepid water gently flows with a burble and a sharp gold light illuminates the area.

the existence of safer sephiroth suggests that there must exist a more dangerous sephiroth

mathematicians are actually really good with alcohol. they can get arbitrarily close to their limit without reaching it

easter is all well and good, but what about wester, the lesser-known feast that occurs precisely 183 days (half a year) later

re: drug references 

i recognize the song is actually called Mask Off, i made this post in 2017, dont at me

Show thread

drug references 

I like to think Future actually just dedicated No Mask to a girl named Molly Percocets

Show older
Awoo Space

Awoo.space is a Mastodon instance where members can rely on a team of moderators to help resolve conflict, and limits federation with other instances using a specific access list to minimize abuse.

While mature content is allowed here, we strongly believe in being able to choose to engage with content on your own terms, so please make sure to put mature and potentially sensitive content behind the CW feature with enough description that people know what it's about.

Before signing up, please read our community guidelines. While it's a very broad swath of topics it covers, please do your best! We believe that as long as you're putting forth genuine effort to limit harm you might cause – even if you haven't read the document – you'll be okay!