kasran, fourier transfemme @typhlosion@awoo.space

i hereby apologize for every joke i've ever made except this one

the wonka chocolate factory was an early adopter of an agile-style development model. wonka himself called the productivity improvements "scrum-diddly-umptious"

for me, this counts as a thirst trap
https://picrew.me/share?cd=kHwcOYaxsy
picrew by AmphyPop on twitter

grao

what if we kissed in the platonic realm of forms... and we were both approximations?? 😳

there's a hair salon near where i live that professes to be "hijab-friendly". as a clueless critter, what does that mean? is it just "we won't be a piece of shit at you for wearing a hijab", or are there special considerations for hair salons that want to serve folks who wear a hijab?

私「そのアルゼンチンのダンスは、何と言います？」
誰か「タンゴ？」
私「はい、単語を知りたい」

i wonder if it would be possible to get rust to compile for dos

9 out of 10 dentists agree i'm a cute typhlosion. the tenth one wonders why you're asking dentists about this but also ultimately agrees

can you tell i just woke up

poetry tip: introduce your similes using deliberately incorrect comparison phrases

yawn: "the sun was the color of an orange"
real shit: "the sun was the weight of an orange"

"what do we want?" help being more assertive!
"when do we want it?!" at your earliest convenience, if it's not too much trouble!

the difference between me and LMFAO is that i would have named the album Not Sorry for Party Rocking

the Ferrari HRT90 Estradiol

the monty carlo problem: if you keep opening doors, the ratio of goats to cars will approximate pi