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i want to make a reality tv show that's framed as a competition, artists compete to make the best whatever art, but at the end it's revealed that there wasn't any competition at all and everyone gets an equal share of prize money and all the art goes up in a cool gallery

lewd joke about dune 

"bless the coming and going of him" is just a way to cope with getting dicked-n-dashed by the shai-hulud

the problem with right click downloading NFTs is i have never seen an NFT that is actually worth taking up space on my hard drive

how can i help you, king dedede?

i need a market to launder that there money!

that's what we do best at N-F-T!

we'd better get it with an ugly-ass chimpanzee!

making someone sit through a two hour sprint planning meeting when they don't even have access to the code base yet should be a fucking crime

@typhlosion I want this to exist and also I don't?

I'm bumping into students who are annoyed that their teacher told them x•x=x² ("there are two x's, so put a little ² over the x") but for some reason when they do the same thing and write x+x=x² their teacher takes off a bunch of points??

so there has to be some grounding the operations in a physical reality (or axioms) less arbitrary than "bishops/multiplication move diagonally and rooks/addition move orthogonally because that's what the rulebook says"

but there definitely seems to be something in this space that would be extremely helpful

fish do not fear me. fear implies a solution. they simply gaze upon me in placid acceptance, for to them i am as vast and inevitable as the setting sun. women want me, but again, much like the sunset, they know i cannot be obtained, only admired from mortal distance

puzzle game with shapes that have rules about how they relate to each other and how to move them around, and the goal is to get one of them by itself on one side of the puzzle, and aha - we tricked you - you've been doing basic algebra this whole time

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doing a lot of killer sudoku has given me a knack for partitioning numbers into smaller ones that sum to them. maybe if we made puzzle games that required you to learn math concepts to play them at a high level, early math education would suck less. replace times tables with something fun that, as a side effect, makes you learn times tables over the course of doing it a lot

- task name: Need gravedigging
- user story: As a developer, I want to be able to dig my own grave and jump in it so I don't have to deal with scrum's aggressive boilerplate and weird ceremonies.
- story points: 3
- outcome: not completed
- reason: shovel will arrive next sprint

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i will pay any amount of money to ensure nobody ever feels they have to take two hours to explain scrum to me ever again

can superman canonically speak/understand any language other than english? relatedly, have there ever been any superman comics where he has to enlist help to understand someone speaking another language? it occurs to me that everyone thinks of him as such an uninteresting character because he can solve any problem, but that's not necessarily true if he can't be communicated to about the problem

getting reeeeal tired of Nintendo pretending the rest of the game industry doesn't exist. their games used to be top-tier enough to justify the extra costs but now they don't even have basic features like 'volume sliders' or 'ever going on sale'

call for refunds re: aid request for a friend, boosts welcome 

so there was a change of plans and petra is canceling the gofundme. it's still moving but i think it's gonna do something cheaper

if whoever donated reaches out with their receipt, petra will refund them: twitter.com/Infested2A03/statu

thanks for all the boosts earlier

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