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what if god doesn't interact with humanity anymore because we're out of early access now

"Aaa! Panic! #Google is killing #adblockers!!1! What to do!"

Literally just run #Firefox. It was already really good in 2006, and it is far better now.

It really is not that difficult.

imagining a type of guy who plays hardspace shipbreaker on one-life mode and does exactly one thirty-minute shift each day as though he's actually working the job, and if he dies in the game he quits and uninstalls it

"I'm sorry," said the dragon. "Can you repeat that?"
"You were seen approaching the town. I was sent as a sacrifice," said the maiden.
"No."
"If I am not to your liking, they can send my twin brother."
"No!"
"Then what can they offer?"
"An apology. To you, your brother, and me."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Monogamous folk: Who are you texting?? 😡😡🤬🤬

Polyamorous folk: Who are you texting?? :blobcateyes: :blobcateyes: :blobthinkingsmirk: :blobthinkingsmirk:

i put my deadname to work as my accountant. thats why its on my banking information and my paypal and nowhere else

i wanna put all my music that i own on a little personal server (maybe one of my unused computers?) and have a spotify-like tool on my various computers and devices that i can use to stream music from it. does anything like that exist

i am no longer birthday. however i am still, as always, accepting gifts

AAA games are the junk food of videogames, but people treat it as if it was the gourmet high cuisine.

well, i guess i dont have to make my rhythm game anymore. trombone champ has already perfected the genre

trans girls will be like "i know a place" and then executive dysfunction will prevent them from going to the place

This is not a shitpost I don’t have $1000 for tires please help

$plausocks / PayPal.me/plausocks

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financial and material aid request (moving assistance, paypal only), amazon wishlist link 

I've moved back to the place I was flooded out of before the COVID-19 pandemic, and while the place is dry and inhabitable it's still in a sorry state. The catch(s)? I'm disabled to the point I can't find traditional work by severe scoliosis, quite autistic, and I don't drive because I can't afford to maintain any kind of vehicle more complicated than a recumbent bike.

I need cash for bedroom furnishings, bathroom and kitchen supplies and accessories, replacement clothes (so much of my old underwear has utterly fried elastic, f.ex.), storage boxes, cleaning supplies, and other expenses. The only way I have to accept funds right now is Paypal, and it still has my deadname attached to it because I have had more pressing matters to deal with than fighting them. Email is: glowhore [at] gmail [dot] com.

I also have a wishlist on Bastard Bezos's Bargain Bin for things that are simply easier and cheaper to order there, if anyone is so inclined. The delivery address was pointed at the place I had been staying, the residence of two of my most trusted friends. Items on the list will disappear as they're purchased, and I may add things as they're suggested or I see a need for them. amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/20F0

bad 

true suffering is to be alone with your thoughts, alone no matter who is around you, and realize that you don't trust the thing inside your skin

Morally we just can't wear the same stuff all the time anymore.

All our clothes are actually into bin bags and we're just gonna lose it all if we don't wash and protect everything into boxes asap.

We can't move out until a few months at least and we'd have to throw everything away way before then if we don't act right now.

Any donation or boost would be really great, thank you so much in advance fedi friends 🍀

Here's my PayPal again: paypal.me/VirgileMougin

Please boost, thanks everyone 💙

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