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Animal of the day (019)

Colorfully named Blue Dragon, this sea slug, or nudibranch, free floats in currents of temperate and tropical ocean waters worldwide, curling into a ball to protect itself when caught in waves. Growing to only 1.5 inches long, it feeds on creatures many times its size, like venomous siphonophores and Portuguese man o' wars. It then stores its meal's venom in cells that it can release at a later time, like when touched. The stored cells are concentrated, resulting in a more powerful punch than the man o' war's.

#Wahnimals #animals #nature
(Photo: Sylke Rohrlach on Flickr)

"but how will i adjust to their new pronouns and identity??" dude everytime someone sends me money on paypal i see their deadname and i just erase it from my memory like i have never seen it. skill issue

Just a reminder that any device with a sealed-in battery is disposable by design

Any archivists/museums who wish to preserve smartphones for the future must remove the batteries NOW

They swell up and are ultimately fire hazards

a dragon who hoards music synthesizers and their legion of korgbolds

moneyrequest post for a friend, URGENT 

my disabled queer friend that requested to stay anonymous for his own safety got evicted from the place he and his mother live in

they say their rent is around $1500 bucks

for aforementioned reason he decided that he shouldn't plug in his paypal

i will instead transfer money to him as a middleperson and i will post proof of me doing so

please help and donate
paypal.com/paypalme/tillianthe

ko-fi.com/tillian

Do you think he was acquaintances with Markov Cheney

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Typed "random number generator" on my phone and autocorrect changed it to "Randolph number generator" and now I want a biography of "Randolph Number Generator"

oh the year was 1778 (how i wish i was in sherbrooke now)
when a letter of marque came from the king
to the sluttiest vessel i'd ever seen

her: you better not be ice cream when i come pick you up
me: (putting away the stand mixer) okay honey

A list of things to do today:

Wake Up

Eat Breakfast

Get dressed

Go to Frog’s house

Take walk with Frog

Eat lunch

Take nap

Play game with Frog

Eat supper

Go to sleep

cursed 

the Greek alphabet: alpha (α), beta (β), charlie (ϲ), delta (Δ), epsilon (ε), foxtrot (ƒ), gamma (Ҁ), helios (Ӈ), iota (𝑖), juliet (𝒋), kilo (κ), lambda (Γ), mu (ꝳ), november (η), omicron (θ), pi (π), quebec (Ϙ), rho (®), sigma (ꭍ), tau (τ), upsilon (μ), victor (ν), whiskey (ω), xi (χ), yankee (ψ), zeta (ζ).

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