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Oh No! Carmen Sandiego has stolen 

a kiss ❤

Strongly agree, ad in this ancient Pokemon manga. You speak truth.

Music's got me feeling so free(), we'reSegmentation fault (core dumped).

this is ten percent luck
twenty percent skill
fifteen percent federated power of will
five percent furry
fifty percent gay
and a hundred percent reason to join masto today

i can't believe bitcoin is going to keep exponentially getting more valuable for all eternity

here is a physics problem for you 

consider a scenario with two astronauts on the lunar surface. one takes a piece of lunar rock of mass m and throws it at velocity v toward the other's visor. calculate, as a function of m and v, how fucked up that would be

moths👈​
👉​dragons
...
👉​moth dragons???👈​

tired: combing your hair because you actually care about knotted hair

wired: combing to de-stress

The general consensus seems to be:

1) 20th Century Fox owns the "Alien" franchise.
2) "Alien" xenomorphs are born from a Queen.
3) Disney is buying 20th Century Fox.
Therefore
4) Xenomorphs are Disney princesses.

wait, there are game awards going on?

i think it's a testament to how important they are that i wasn't even slightly aware

Hey y'all, recently my friend Twee had a fundraiser to get her car inspected and registered and it was successful, thanks to your contributions. However, it turns out that the expenses are worse than what they were expected to be, and she's still unable to work and buy food without it.

Please help if you can, boosts are appreciated!
youcaring.com/jadeshackelford-

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