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Oh No! Carmen Sandiego has stolen 

the means of production!

...those are for the people, Carmen! give them back!

Oh No! Carmen Sandiego has stolen 

the emojos

I hate to say this but I think one of the things helping Mastodon right now is that Eugen is such a cipher

some of the new people don't even know he's real

they're all like "whoever this imaginary 'gargramojo' guy is or whoever that made this Mastodon thingy"

it's like he's simultaneously anonymous, Anonymous, and NEITHER of those things

it's a superposition of states

it's a hurgleburgle of words that mean nothing

blarrrrrrrrrggggggggh

OH NO! CARMEN SANDIEGO HAS STOLEN 

the plums
that were in
the icebox

I can't beleive there's a meme happening and I'm here working on homework

Carmen Sandiego stole my ability to enjoy a meme in real-time

Oh No! Carmen Sandiego has stolen 

the sharpest tool in the shed
she was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead

Go go gadget effective.
Power
لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ

Oh No! Carmen Sandiego has stolen 

forty cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

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