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happy new year. may the coming seasons bring you comfort, happiness, closure, and new opportunities

what do you call jokes about glass eyes 

vitreous humor

"Did anything significant happen in 2017?"
*remembers signing up for Mastodon*
"Yeah"

language trashpost 

Þᵉ yʳ r̂ 02020. Readiŋ kibi's tõt·s now req̂ire·s monþ·s of dedic8·d investig8·n & advance·d study…

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t-shirt, spiritually significant pendant, skirt, and some fucking heelys: my ideal aesthetic

someday

Don’t let people tell you “there are always a few bad apples”. That’s not how the saying goes. It’s actually “a few bad apples spoil the bushel” - in other words, if there are a few bad apples, that’s cause to believe the rot has spread and it’s time to throw the whole thing out.

just got an email from itch.io suggesting I do the 'Finally Finish Something 2018 Jam', and, this is an attack, upon my person,

if the pope made you an omelet, would that be an eggs benediction

Shit fuck shit shit shit, I fucked up. Someone requested a return on ebay and they pulled what was left of my money from paypal and more so now I'm at a negative balance! I needed that money to pay for insurance. If you can spare a few bucks please help me get out of negative at the very least! paypal.me/imack666

@bootsy i made this a couple months ago and i will never regret it ever

man, when people around here call their own takes bad they really mean it

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