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listening to scriabin's prometheus, feeling my brain ache from becoming large with insight (or maybe that's just a dehydration headache),

instant karma! just add hubris
made with all natural consequences

someone ate the remaining bits of my toblerone! so much for the toblerone left

i'm getting back on my fantasy console bullshit...... slowly but surely

A lot of TV is very different when you think of it as a series of avant-garde music videos for its own soundtrack

Making the same joke on Twitter and Mastodon and switching out the service names is the "band yelling whatever town name they're currently touring in" of social media.

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you: good morning!! what time is it?

me: *flustered* its 20 PM A.M.

How do you tell the difference between a squid and an octopus?

A squid has ten tentacles.

An octopus has eight eightacles.

"hey the earth is exploding you have no choice but to come to our gay communist space station"
"fine. do my billions of dollars still work there"
"you bet your ass they don't"

can't wait to share with y'all the low-quality shitposts i've been confining to birdsite during my absence

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