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go see kasran, the great jokester, and laugh your woes away, at least for a bit

but doctor...
*puts on sunglasses*
i AM kasran.
*drives out of the examination room on a motorcycle*

"hey are you gonna see the opera? my oldest boy is gonna be playing the lead role in Pagliacci"
"oh, i heard he got injured so they had to find someone else"
"no! Pagliaccio non son!"

doctor: go see pagliacci, the great clown, and laugh away your troubles

patient: but doctor, you *are* pagliacci

doctor: please come the attendance is dismal lately

*bursts into a dive bar populated wholly by surly bikers* HOWDY EVERYPONY

Windows Vista Evangelion Rebuild: You Are (Not) Administrator

Windows Vista Evangelion Rebuild: You Are (Not) Administrator

Concept for a small run of small Mutant Standard vinyl stickers (~20mm/0.8") that I've been toying with the past week.

what's a software engineer's favorite pharmacy 

well a long time ago it was CVS, but these days most use git

do any of you know how to escape from quicksand when it's trying to get you to lend it some money

go away quicksand, i gave you a twenty last week and you haven't paid me back, i know you have a job

oh yeah it's my favorite band Fall Out Buoy with their hit songs "Thanks For the Maritimes" and "This Ain't a Scene It's a Lighthouse"

pol 

hot take: if all the rich people "escape a doomed earth" by going to space then it won't be fucking doomed anymore

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