kasran, fourier transfemme @typhlosion@awoo.space

im soft

"your son is hyperactive. is he seeing a child phycologist?"
"do you mean psychologist?"
"no. your kid is a colony of algae. he's currently experiencing a bloom, which results in bodily growth and a change in pigmentation. i recommend watching his phosphate intake"
"i guess this is what i get for being married to the sea"

inb4 someone cites that one flintstones comic

i want more eloquent cave people in my media. don't give me hide-wearing buffoons who speak in broken english. i want fictional depictions of cave person philosophy, art, ethics. they were humans too, just as mentally capable as the rest of us, so why do we treat them like simpletons!!!

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"the suffix '-mancy' means 'divination'. so really, necromancy should be about using death to gain arcane knowledge"
"so the reason my zombies are malnourished, unsleeping, repulsive, and obsessed with brains is..."
"because you've raised an army of nerds"

i have been binging SMBC lately and it's affected my sense of humor, so here, have a prisoner's dilemma comic

delta rune is good

ok see you in like a week when ive finally processed my feelings

it's hip to be a 2-hypercube

hi