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*walks up to a straight couple in an art museum* so, which of you is the pipe and which is its depiction

what is a sphere? a miserable little pile of coordinates of equal metric. but enough talk!

my music: [modulates]
the musician im composing for: hey What the Fuck

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i wonder if i can gain rapport as a pop producer for composing everything in 19edo but only using the nice sounding intervals so people don't notice right away

FOR A GOOD TIME CALL [elaborate qr code drawn in marker on the stall]

What if we put Samus's head on top of Garfield's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

What if Pokemon Trainer's body had Pokemon Trainer's head? 

It'd look something... like this!

weregild, the cost in norse societies to get tfed into a wolf

Oh hey the National Videogame Museum (the one paid for by Borderlands money iirc) just got their hands on the Mini Vectrex prototype

Lookitdat. Smol vectors

VIDEO GAMES MADE ME GAY: A MEMOIR

Chapter 1: Fuck Yeah

Fuck Yeah

THE END

Thing that just happened:
My boss' kid, watching movies on her phone in the office because it's a snow day: "can I have the charger"
The phone: *only has a lightning port*
My boss: "ok, here, you get the computer"
The laptop: *does not have a lightning port for the lightning earbuds*

It Just Works

kendrick lamar types "uwu" into his notes app, shakes his head, and deletes it

Thinking about trans individuals of species with very noticeable dimorphism;

a trans doe who is very proud of her antlers and decorates them every day
a trans kangaroo guy who uses his pouch as a pocket
a trans peahen who shows off her tailfeathers
a trans bull who is perfectly happy with his lack of horns, because he tried prosthetics and they just kept getting in the way

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