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pros of this weird sleepy mood i'm in: my brain is much better at flagging things as not good to say before i say them

cons: it flags everything as not good to say

@pupy I wish I could still find it, but I remember a gameplay video where Agent 47 walks up to a church organ and repeatedly presses the same note. This is considered a "crime", so everyone becomes increasingly agitated until the guards open fire and shoot him.

actually that'd be sick, like... a custom race track creator tool, and you could put in your own music and scenery and drive around the track, and compete on a leaderboard

wait, that's just fuckin Trackmania

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[way too close to the mic] who called them capitalists instead of buysexuals

three billion devices run Java... and you're next

TROUT
TROUT
SWIMMING ABOUT
THESE ARE THE FISH THAT I'M SINGING ABOUT
COME ON
I'M SINGING 'BOUT FISH
COME ON

(this post inspired by @pexl@yiff.life, who is cute and good to have on your timeline)

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masto meta 

accessibility is for admins too!

error pages should not have unnecessary animations, and animated emoji in the the custom emoji admin screen should respect your "Reduce motion in animations" setting, with an option to view the animation!

Shitpost art with jesus, Kingdom Hearts 

safjhaklfawljfh mighty jesus and his Chi(rho)blade
🖌️ is my pal twitter.com/dragonweirdo1

has anyone told you you're valid today?

i mean, you're valid every day, but has someone told you *today*

Another genderless insult you can use in your time of greatest need 

zonechump

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