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Color: neon brown
Shape: spherical, with sharpened edges
Size: extra medium
Features: corded wireless handset, far-infrared activity indicator LEDs

so, there is surely some part of catholic doctrine that describes the pope's hat and how to wear and take care of it. could you call that a head canon?

WELL SOMEBODY TOLD ME
THAT YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND
WHO LOOKS LIKE A GIRLFRIEND
AND I GOTTA SAY
THAT'S EXTREMELY VALID

@typhlosion some BODY once told me
That you had a boyfriend
Who looked like

somebody told me
that you had a boyfriend
who looked like a girlfriend
that i had in february of last year
if they're the same member
i respect his gender
a-rushing-a-rushing around

somebody told me
that you had a boyfriend
who looked like a girlfriend
that i had in february of last year
if they're the same member
i respect his gender
a-rushing-a-rushing around

Now streaming the Lizard of Random. Doing a trial run of my Lizard randomizer. Seed: FD5BC9C65125203F
Come watch me get lost!

twitch.tv/sakanakao

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you are about to begin reading Kasran's new meme, "obscure literary reference"

"hey the earth is exploding you have no choice but to come to our gay communist space station"
"fine. do my billions of dollars still work there"
"you bet your ass they don't"

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