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pokémon direct, bad joke 

if your pikachu dynamaxes does that make it a pikaiju

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pokémon direct 

wooloo... precious... i will protect

please cw your pokémon sword/shield stuff, at least for a couple hours or so

"donkey kong" was chosen as a name to convey an image of a stubborn ape. donkey kong is so stubborn he persists throughout the generations. through the many generations of bearers of the name, he is the Ape Who Never Dies

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i would love to see a coming of age story where diddy must relinquish his childish ways to become the next generation of donkey kong

It's the year of the gritty reboot, nintendo. there's still time

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so if cranky kong was the original donkey kong, does that mean he took the name cranky upon retirement?

i prefer to think he was assigned cranky at birth and the donkey kong name is passed down, like dread pirate roberts or the phantom

the lesbian flag looks like sorbet and now i want sorbet

Hey, if you’re still in the closet, that’s ok!

I know Pride can be hard, since folks are being extra visible this month, but just because you haven’t come out yet, doesn’t mean you’re not part of the community!

We love you!
And we’ll be here when you’re ready!

sad 

everything is so much bigger than me and i don't know what to do

Anyone ever think about how fucked up the phrase "work-life balance" is?

Like it just lowkey tacitly acknowledges that what you do at work isn't necessarily your life. And conversely like... you have to balance how much work you do versus how much living you do.

I dunno it's just kinda fucked to me. We need a society and culture where our lives can be our work, not where we work endlessly to support our lives.

bro, you just posted NOTHING

you are going to LOSE

good DAY, sir

is there anything more refreshing than a cold drink immediately after a hot shower

forza horizon 4 

also, if you're scouting a course and you think long straightaways followed by very tight curves are a good or fun idea, you hold the malice of tyrants in your heart

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forza horizon 4 

update: i downloaded a tuning called "easy season win" and now i'm doing a lot better. lmao

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re: forza horizon 4 

if, like, @RussellTheFox@snouts.online or someone else who knows how fh4 works can help me out with tuning help or strategy or something here, it'd be much appreciated

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forza horizon 4 

shoutouts to the fucking drivatar in first place who always manages to get way faster acceleration and way tighter grip around corners than me despite the fact that we're both driving literally exactly the same car

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