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ah yes my favourite absurdist play by samuel beckett, "waiting for good toot"

I work in technology and I think that humanity needs to remember that at the end of the day technology is only as good as our social constructs.

Technology should work to serve nobler goals, not serve hedonism or temporary greed.

Advancement for advancement's sake is not noble without purpose.

We must build things that last. All things crumble to dust eventually, but the legacy it leaves should aim to be positive.

A lot of technology I see being made seems to do far more harm than good.

i'm gay, you're gay, we're all gay for ice cream

what do you mean that's not how it goes

What if we put A lost soul on top of Dr. Robotnik's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

im gay for girls and im gay for boys and im gay for enbies and im gay

i just said "hail satan hail satan hail satan 666" directly into my phone and NONE of my youtube recs are pertinent to this topic, i am very disappointed in the corporate surveillance panopticon. all my advertising impressions are going to waste now

cursed superhero idea 

his super strength is powered by creeping people out, so he pretends to be a pickup artist and disingenuously macks on women. in his secret identity he is actually a very nice ace gay man. he is... Nice Guy

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cults of personality 

are creepy as fuck. on the off chance i ever become the center of one, please link me this post. this post is my permission for you to call me a clown in public for such things

what do you call a sterile piano 

an autoclavier

been getting a lot of questions about this so i have to clarify:

DRAGONOLOGY is the study of dragons (as seen in the classic reference document Dragonology); "drakonology" is also acceptable

DRACOLOGY is an arcology built to sustain a population of dragons

when i think about how ive acted to some of my friends i want to cry

when i think about how they keep giving me chances anyway i want to cry but for a different reason

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i dont know anything but what i do know is that as far as im concerned my friends and loved ones are the most important people in the god damned universe

and ive been really bad to them but im working on it because theyre worth it

one of my favourite examples of how to do humor in games from Serious Sam:

You enter a short hallway with a single +1HP item just next to the entrance. Pick it up, another one appears two steps down the hall. You see how this works, start running down the hall hoovering up the powerups, and after 9 or 10 it pops a monster in your face instead.

gay space communism shitpost, mild audiohazard 

ground control to major tom
commencing commune, lesbi-on
take your hormone pills and put your collar on

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