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just played through the demo for EMUUROM and it has absolutely charmed me

borbware.itch.io/emuurom

it's one of those 2D exploration platformers, like you have to win the game or lizard or vvvvvv, but instead of dying a lot you get to scan creatures with your scanning gun

is master chief being able to operate alien weapons just a narrative/mechanical convenience or is it explained somewhere in the lore why/how it is that alien guns just so happen to be constructed to fit nicely in a human hand too

Now I'm imagining an actual tabletop game like a cross between "Papers Please" and "Keep Talking And No One Explodes" where a group of bureaucrats has to process a set of documents according to an extremely convoluted rulebook—documents have to be printed. signed, stamped, initialed, redacted, revised, clipped, stapled, etc. differently based on arbitrary criteria like the day of the week, the number of pages, whether it's portrait or landscape, etc.

If you can't get all the documents correct before time runs out, your government commits an atrocity 😖

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idea: sudoku variant like killer sudoku except that, instead of being sums, the irregular shaped areas are annotated with the greatest common factor of the numbers they contain. so like, 2, 4, 6 would be annotated with 2

why did they call it the chicago manual of style when the oxford comma sutra is right there

please help my partner petra, it's looking for a roommate in seattle or boston. boosts here or RTs on birdsite are appreciated twitter.com/Infested2A03/statu

was going over meiosis w/ a student & they confessed they had trouble paying attention in biology in part because the subject didn't interest them

& like, I get that, they've been going over stuff like "cell membranes are made of a phospholipid bilayer" for months now, it's not stuff that's interesting unless you were already curious about cells

(and if you were interested, it's not in enough detail)

so I asked: when a tree grows, where does all that mass come from?

and, they didn't know (actually they weren't solid on what "mass" was, precisely, which: fair.)

which isn't unreasonable, they haven't covered photosynthesis or cell metabolism in class yet

idk I'm wondering a lot about how and why we teach science

would people actually be down for being in an exalted 3e game

like

you can flash step someone, uppercut them into the sky, jump up after them, rip their heart out, and then send them plummeting down to earth in an explosion that destroys the army

and all this is mechanically statted out

please help my partner petra, it's looking for a roommate in seattle or boston. boosts here or RTs on birdsite are appreciated twitter.com/Infested2A03/statu

a character who is a crow harpy

a character who is an animate scarecrow girl

they're a couple

kink humor 

mommy dom but it's a findom thing where i guilt you if you don't give me gifts for mother's day and that's it

trans women are dangerous because we're the women who men accidentally showed how men get treated

and we're all too tired to keep quiet about it anymore

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do you ever think that maybe because their house is a museum where people come to see 'em, the addams family plays up the extent to which they really are a scre-am? like maybe they'd be more normal if they weren't a public spectacle

i like that a surprisingly broad segment of the youtube watching population knows what lockpicking stuff (e.g. a wave rake) is thanks to a lawyer, but not one who makes law videos

*awoos with the force of a thousand trans girls*

i'm from the mandela-effect timeline where the duck tales moon theme is in 4/4 all the way through rather than having the intro be 15/16. i'm okay with this, actually. i like it here

might fuck around and build a racetrack that's nothing but speed control features. no straightaways whatsoever. just chicanes, switchbacks, and other tight turns leading seamlessly into each other. cool top of the line f1 car? that's nice. better not take it too fast over my fucking speed table

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