kasran, fourier transfemme @typhlosion@awoo.space

vegetable (able to be Vegeta)

big monster girls

gratis and libre

10pm. i am alone. i stare at the screen, eyes heavy. visions of Tony Hawk tricks - a kickflip, a nosegrind, a benihana grab - dance darkly across my mind's eye. i am alone.

i think i've sunk so far into memes i've forgotten how regular jokes work

mighty morphin power rangers
mighty morphin power rangers
mighty morphin power rangers
mighty morphin power rangers
HEROES IN A HALF SHELL wait that's not right

character 1: i'm het mcstraight
character 2: and i'm sidekick von notgay
in unison: and we're... the queerbaiters!!

tired: writing complete posts
wired:

in this world
between my hands
it simply blossoms

a font of knowledge

https://mastodon.social/media/Umru_TfkrsFbbA36DLs

hey bby, are you a beyblade? because all that metal in your extremities would really hurt if it came flying at me at high speeds

wait actually uh

because you're "tops" in my book

bonus joke: kickflips are inherently revolutionary

now, with our revolutionary SaaS (skateboard as a service) platform, you too can do a kickflip