revised list of sexy D&D monsters 

sexy beholder
sexy lich
sexy basilisk
sexy slaad
sexy illithid
sexy umbral hulk
sexy ankheg
sexy dragon
sexy kobold
sexy giant
sexy carrion crawler
sexy gelatenous cube
sexy displacer beast
sexy celestial badger
sexy blink dog
sexy kenku
sexy bulette
sexy owlbear
sexy tarrasque
sexy bugbear
sexy yuan-ti
sexy leucrotta

please let me know if you'd like to update this canonical list of halloween costumes

revised list of sexy D&D monsters take 2 

sexy beholder
sexy lich
sexy basilisk
sexy slaad
sexy illithid
sexy umbral hulk
sexy ankheg
sexy dragon
sexy kobold
sexy giant
sexy carrion crawler
sexy gelatenous cube
sexy displacer beast
sexy celestial badger
sexy blink dog
sexy kenku
sexy bulette
sexy owlbear
sexy tarrasque
sexy bugbear
sexy yuan-ti
sexy leucrotta
sexy goblins

revised list of sexy D&D monsters take 3 

sexy beholder
sexy lich
sexy basilisk
sexy slaad
sexy illithid
sexy umbral hulk
sexy ankheg
sexy dragon
sexy kobold
sexy giant
sexy carrion crawler
sexy gelatenous cube
sexy displacer beast
sexy celestial badger
sexy blink dog
sexy kenku
sexy bulette
sexy owlbear
sexy tarrasque
sexy bugbear
sexy yuan-ti
sexy leucrotta
sexy goblins
sexy rakshasa

revised list of sexy D&D monsters take 4 

sexy beholder
sexy lich
sexy basilisk
sexy slaad
sexy illithid
sexy umbral hulk
sexy ankheg
sexy dragon
sexy kobold
sexy giant
sexy carrion crawler
sexy gelatenous cube
sexy displacer beast
sexy celestial badger
sexy blink dog
sexy kenku
sexy bulette
sexy owlbear
sexy tarrasque
sexy bugbear
sexy yuan-ti
sexy leucrotta
sexy goblins
sexy rakshasa
sexy gazeebo

revised list of sexy D&D monsters take 2 

@vahnj sexy DM

lewd joke 

@tom is that what they mean by "sliding into your DMs"

revised list of sexy D&D monsters take 2 

@vahnj hm, I'm gonna wait to pick one until "Revised list of sexy D&D monsters take 3.5" is released.
Or maybe even until the spinoff "Sexy Costumefinder" is made.

revised list of sexy D&D monsters take 4 

@vahnj this must be the last iteration; one can't possibly improve on sexy gazebo...

revised list of sexy D&D monsters take 4 

@troubleMoney you can thank @penwing@cybre.space for that

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