"It's ok," said the kobold soothingly. The dragon cried harder into the kobold's lap, its tears flooding the chair. The kobold simply caressed and patted the dragon as best it could. "We'll get your board back."
@vahnj it does at least give the wonderful mental image of a dragon who's sad because they've lost their skateboard.
A kobold dragon mother druid who follows adventurers and rescues dragon eggs of fallen dragons and raises them. It's been bouncing in my head for a week now