still want to play a kobold bard of valour that plays and fights with their tuba
@vahnj One of my future characters is a goblin bard. He once overheard a conversation about whether magical items stack or not and ever since he has worn way too many hats all at the same time because OBVIOUSLY they stack just look at them!
@witchfynder_finder this is beautiful
@witchfynder_finder they'd definitely have some giant's strength belt on lmao
@vahnj I'm tryna figure out how they can physically carry it tbh. Like not in terms of the weight but, like. They got li'l arms. How they gonna do that?
@witchfynder_finder Carry??????? Who carries a tuba? You wear the tuba :D
@vahnj Carry, wear, either way kobolds is too smol for that! =P
@witchfynder_finder @vahnj straps over shoulders holding bottom of tuba.
Lighter than air balloon or magic anti-gravity rock tied to top for balance.
Mouthpiece extender, to bring the mouthpiece down in kobold head height.
Easy!
@vahnj Kobold with tuba is also wonderful.
Is it a full-sized tuba or is it, y'know, kobold-sized?