Does masto know the tale of Nate the Snake?
@k let me guess: "better Nate than lever"?
@k i love long jokes that are just bad puns
i can tell "The Pink House" it's the only joke I can do well
@vahnj I once read Nate the snake out loud to my family. It took an hour.
I don’t know the pink house one!
@k short version is you describe a businessman whose car breaks down. everything about this old lady who hosts him is pink, so you describe all the details as you tell how he spends the night
you do this twice more. the first two times you describe how the businessman eats corn flakes, and the final time he eats raisin bran
and you ask: "know the moral of the story? 2/3 businessmen prefer corn flakes"
@k i've spent 40 minutes telling it once because the person was bored and didn't hurry me. im shocked they didn't get mad at me
@k but yea you just walk the person through the house and describe everything as pink. pink flamingos in the lawn, pink car, pink porch, pink door, etc. so much pink
@vahnj I love it