Horror exhibit silly 

Vampire
- good at kissing
- sexy af
- good at parties

Horror exhibit silly 

Mutant
- most likely to have kids if that's your thing
- can be super rad
- easiest to date
- make good wing people

Horror exhibit silly 

Animal
- hella good at kissing
- fun to ride on
- fkn look at those chompers damn

Horror exhibit silly 

Shapechanger
- fits in if they want to or not
- fuzzy cuddles
- my boyfriend

Horror exhibit silly 

Alien
- take you to cool places
- nobody will keep you safer
- have really cool things to show and tell you
- actually really romantic

Horror exhibit silly 

Demon
- hot af
- down for casual and long term relationships
- will do anything for you if you give them what they want. Good reciprocating

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Witch
- can help you be as sexy as you wanna be
- can mess with your enemies without you getting caught
- hella good friends and lovers

Horror exhibit silly 

Cryptic
- whoa what the fuck
- nobody knows what you are?? But somehow they're sexy???
- have really cool homes and powers
- even if incomprehensible they're super loyal friends and lovers

Horror exhibit silly 

Ghost
- helps you get the cookie jar if you're too short
- good at pranks
- eternal friendship and romance!!
- proves that "til death do us part" is a lie
- have cool stories of their past

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@vahnj Crom where are you? Is there some kind of horror museum that I didn't know about??

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@witchfynder_finder museum of pop culture in Seattle lol

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@vahnj Nice! I didn't know MoPop had a horror thing happening.

I must see it for myself

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