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slow brain morning 

This morning:

-Applied shaving cream liberally to forehead while in shower. (My brows are unwieldy but not *that* unwieldy.)

-Got in car, started vehicle, put in reverse, checked rearview and discovered not only had I forgotten eyeliner, but my hair was still in post-shower natural sloppy-dry form.

-Go back to house, realize I've locked the house door and keys are still in car.

slow brain morning 

@vyruem oh gosh honey, maybe you should just. stay in my lap all day. safe n sound

...vymbofication

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