So, an "infant life vest" is a safety device meant to keep small, young humans afloat, and not--as I had assumed--a water-floatation garment consisting of several live, squirming babies taped together to harness their natural buoyancy.
Interesting...
I assure you everything is fine!
...I just don't know what I'm supposed to do with all these babies, now. 😓
@vyruem Vy should I be concerned