Bad "Hallelujah" parody, werecreatures
Sharing it here, too, because I'm shameless (for some things, at least) and proud:
🎵Your plan went wrong, you made a goof
She stood before you, claw and tooth
She'd shifted in the moonlight and outgrew ya'
You tried to flee—escape from there
But she nommed on you, now you're a were-
And from your maw she drew the a-awoo, yeah🎵