making the hormone vampire thought it's own thread for the sake of public sanity 

Got too much estrogen in your system? Here's my number, I will happily help you part with it. Spooky trans vampire of the night stalking the streets looking to fill myself with other's hormones as my body cannot produce them itself.

making the hormone vampire thought it's own thread for the sake of public sanity 

@CyclopsCaveman right???? Like for my own sake I'm imaginging a transmasc vampire who'll take all my testosterone away and you know what I'd absolutely give that vamp my cell # no question about it

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making the hormone vampire thought it's own thread for the sake of public sanity 

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If I could like, negotiate with the vampire, have them agree to just little snacks and such. Maybe emergency calls when I'm burning-up and shaking-apart with sudden oversupply.

Just trying to find my zen, here.

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