“You should move back to Seattle”
“You should move to the east coast”
“You should get the hell out of America”
Naw I need to get the fuck off this planet. This whole civilization blows ass. Just chuck me in a time machine and send me back to Uruk in 570 so I can be a kalû priest and bang drums at the lunar eclipse. I don’t care if I get gored to death by an ox before I hit 60 at least they don’t have billboards