My enduring take is that thanksgiving food is garbage. It's the final boss of white people bullshit food: overly fussy and yet somehow under-seasoned. Why are you roasting an entire whole turkey. By the time the whole thing is cooked through the white meat is overcooked and dry. That's why you have to slather everything in (equally mid) gravy. Trash food.

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