@Elizafox step 1: find a mastonaut in Chicago
step 2: get them to do it
@Elizafox I'll do the venture capital thing: dump a bunch of money into it that I'll never make back and play literally zero part in the development or planning
That's about all I would able to offer; I can barely organize a trip to the grocery store for myself.
Oh, I can do that! No problem!
(..I don't have to tell anyone who I am, though, right?)
SOLD!