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@mawr

"LET'S ✨​PLUSH!✨ I'LL ✨​PLUSH✨ ANYTHING THAT MOVES!"

@Elizafox

I guess the takeaway here is you should try selling your holey shirts for $$$.

@Elizafox

Remember walking into a higher-end fashion store in Vegas once because their color palette appealed to me (greys, blacks, other subfusc tones). I found a "distressed" t-shirt, thin, worn, replete with holes...

$80

I did not buy it, obviously.

@Fuego

Time to break-out the "large old man" cosplay for air travel, sounds like.

lewdish 

@IrisKalmia

...like a SQL injection attack? (Always sanitize your inputs.)

Disconcerting Dreams of Dental Decay 

Dreamt of examining my teeth in the mirror. The gap between my two top front teeth was significantly larger than I thought it should be, and I assumed it was related to receding gums. The two bottom center teeth however...

One was now but a small blackened nub, the other a shriveled, brown fragment of a tooth that wiggled freely when touched.

"How did I let it get this bad?!" I wondered.

@vantablack

(Bonus if they have thumbholes at the ends of the sleeves.)

lewd, tmi 

@IrisKalmia

*deep-tissue massage joke*

@softgoat@computerfairi.es

Then you realize you are in a motel room. You go to pull back the curtains and are greeted by the view of the sun just beginning to rise...

...over some unknown desert city in Arizona.

@murilega

I was going to guess that but I didn't want to _presume_...

@Elizafox

Eliza Eliza everywhere so let's all have a drink.

@Elizafox

Tell the punch that there is help if it wants it; there are 12-step programs.

@softgoat@computerfairi.es

Wow, that must blow.

@IrisKalmia

Good! Try not to poke it through my cage next time; the sign clearly says "I bite fingers."

rude? 

Good morning!

Grab life by the throat...

...firmly but gently...

...and put a collar on it.

@eris

I have never seen Haze, but your compare/contrast with Tetsuo has intrigued me, as has your video concept.

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