@Draekos
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Would that be "Mountain Awoo" or "Mount 'n' Awoo?" 🤔
Micro-fiction, sewage/waste mention
The adventurers could only look on in horror as the Excremancer threw open the valve on the massive iron pipe and emptied the towns' raw sewage into the library; countless rare volumes of occult knowledge and spellcraft were soon submerged in foul muck.
"Why?!" cried the party's sorcerer, wounded by the loss of so much arcane wisdom.
"Fool!" gloated the Excremancer, "Before, I was but a simple sewage worker, but now, I have finally mass-turd the dark arts!"
New OC concept
I CAN'T HELP IT. I LEARNED THIS DARK ART FROM @Balina AND NOW IT CONSUMES MY VERY BEING.
New OC concept
@vyruem Now, this is the pun content that the world needs. Perfectly in line with the small room off our basement where we keep the grocery managers we’ve abducted. Well, that was before my roommate, Sullivan, started using it for hoarding his trash. I’ll never forgive Sully for sullying our salaried celery seller cellar.
New OC concept
Friendly, gentle neighborhood werewolf, named Hawoord. He's a bit overweight, so he's put himself on a calorie-restricted diet; milk is also off-limits as he is lactose-intolerant. He can often be found hiking in the woods where he enjoys taking pictures and samples of mosses and fungal-algae growths, and of which he will go to into great detail to explain that they are not the same and how he much prefers the latter.
He's a local lo-cal lactase-lacking lycan liking lichen.
Also check out this commission I did for @ikksplicit and @vyruem of their characters hard at work researching the unconscious in the Korps’ secret think tank, Lab Nineteen! Don’t worry, this is normal.
(If you’re interested in a commission like this one, email me at distressedegg at gmail for rates and a custom quote!)
hypnokink trashping
*weeps in sub-ish*
hypnokink trashping
Stahp...
Potted meat?
sleeping, fox, sfw, sleepytime
frostiefoxie's characters but sleeping/and or in plush format, here we see that cute cat nightlight that i really want irl (this commission is me projecting my materalistic wants)
Transphobia
Like seriously, some people just straight up can't handle knowing we still exist but fuck 'em
voreposting?
In this world it's gay or be gay-ten.
*drunkenly scrawls something that might pass as a signature, it crosses several lines*
Several Queer, Fashionable, Repressed, Demon-Haunted Gremlins in a Single Bioform || nonbinary agremderflux