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@plausocks *proudly patting the giant mounted phallus* "Yep, got me this big feller a few years back. I'd tracked it to it's regular feeding grounds and waited all morning for it to show its glans out in the open."

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@Draekos

You can grind in the Beer Caves for a bit, but that will take awhile. If you want to risk it for sake of speed, I suggest the Whiskey Heights or Martini Marsh. The Vodka Vale is a good compromise.

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@Draekos

That's like me except I've traded-out points in gay to take a drunk-skill bonus.

Vyruem boosted

quite a while ago i peeled a sticker off my computer and i noticed there was some like, sticker/tape residue on one side. i ordered some of that "goo gone" stuff to remove it. then like a week later it arrived. then i put it on a shelf. then weeks later i put a note to myself nearby to remind me. later i put a reminder on my phone. i think it's been at least 2 months now. anyway i just opened the bottle & put some of it on a cloth & wiped off the residue. whole process took less than 10 seconds

horny 

@arb@yiff.life @Shukin

*sadly examines their own shame list*

...yeah...that'll probably happen.

horny 

@Shukin @arb@yiff.life Not really mine, either, but I'm adjacent-to and friends with so many people that are that I've become aware-by-proxy. XD

horny 

@Shukin @arb@yiff.life

It involves swallowin' but not like ya think...

@vantablack The cannabis leaf in the username kind of implies that already, doesn't it?

@Howlitzer
It's a brave awoo world. Blaze your own new paradigm.

TMITuesday, Confessional Edition 

@Electrum

Oh shit!

*hug*

That's entirely my fault! I'm so sorry; thanks for letting me know. I'm not on here as much as I'd like and I probably assumed I was already following you.

Now I have to look through my followers and see who else I may have unintentionally snubbed. >_>

TMITuesday, Confessional Edition 

Tried this on birdsite before, thought I might try here as well.

A different kind of :

Tell me something secret, anonymously (or through DM if you'd rather it not be public at all.) Fears, joys, pains--anything you're normally reticent to say, but really wish you could tell someone.

Alternatively, ask me intriguing or embarrassing questions if you'd prefer.

curiouscat.me/vyruem

ghosts of fashion crimes past 

@IrisKalmia @irisjaycomics I used to wear baseball caps.

Often.

Unironically.

Later, when I discovered the draw of the color black, you can bet I sure as shit wore my black trench everywhere.

I should find old pics...

childhood ind00strial heros 

Met and shook hands with Jared from Chemlab last night, so, that was pretty cool. Been listening/reading to that crazy man's brain-blistering psycho-cyber-babble-on ever since I was but a snot-nosed little gremling. Wish I could have made the show the previous night, but this will suffice.

awful terrible but hornt-adjacent post 

@fluxom_alt So, are you saying uwu-speak *is* or *is not* good for dictation?

tfposting 

@fluxom_alt

About time...what took so long?

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vaguely cyberpunk roboposting that will inevtiably lead to kinkposting 

@fluxom_alt

Or your implant becomes host to a rogue, biomodifying combat AI that decides you need a werecat form when you're in "danger."

And it might have a very subjective interpretation of danger.

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