Straight? Well, imagine two people making a pizza. The crust is pre-made, the cheese is pre-shredded, the sauce is from a jar, and there are no toppings because they didn't want to try anything "weird" but couldn't agree on anything "normal."

Also they leave it in the oven too long while bickering about how long it should be in the oven so it burns and they blame each other and fight over who gets the charred remains.

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 12, 2019, 05:54

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 12, 2019, 05:54

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re: drugs

@Leucrotta @IrisKalmia

They were hoping for MDMA but looks like they're getting 'crank,' instead.

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 12, 2019, 04:25

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 12, 2019, 04:25

Jan 12, 2019, 04:25

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re: lewd, gross, kink

@ossifrage

...

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 12, 2019, 04:24

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 12, 2019, 04:24

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re: HRT, tmi

@ossifrage

STOP TOUCHING THEM, YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE.

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 11, 2019, 20:31

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 11, 2019, 20:31

Jan 11, 2019, 20:31

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@IrisKalmia

Warning: Product may be thigh in caffeine.

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 11, 2019, 20:30

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 11, 2019, 20:30

Jan 11, 2019, 20:30

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@IrisKalmia

It's like you're a windup toy with rusty gears and a crotch-crank.

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 11, 2019, 17:11

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 11, 2019, 17:11

Jan 11, 2019, 17:11

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re: HRT, lewd +

@ossifrage

Every year, Vyfe and I go to BlackHat in Vegas, and several times while there happen to walk by a very classy-looking restaurant called "Aureole" and we giggle every time.

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 11, 2019, 17:08

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 11, 2019, 17:08

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@IrisKalmia

Shhhhh!

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 10, 2019, 21:31

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 10, 2019, 21:31

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@Draekos @distressedegg

"...and with multiple prehensile protrusions."

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 10, 2019, 02:21

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 10, 2019, 02:21

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@ossifrage

FFFFFFF-

"PONG" JUST QUEUED-UP ON MY RANDOM SPOTIFY STREAM.

**Vyruem** · Jan 07, 2019, 09:08

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**6MY** @6MY@mastodon.social · Jan 07, 2019, 09:08

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6MY @6MY@mastodon.social

com for @vyruem

#furryart #furry

**Vyruem** · Jan 06, 2019, 07:15

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**Reeve who walks among the rows** @demonsthenes13@mastodon.social · Jan 06, 2019, 07:15

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**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 06, 2019, 04:50

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@Metaph@scalie.business

Essentially, they should offer them as three-packs rather than in pairs.

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 06, 2019, 04:35

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 06, 2019, 04:35

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@Elizafox @desvox@catgirl.science

I can relate; I do both.

..they're usually correlated.

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 06, 2019, 04:31

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 06, 2019, 04:31

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@Metaph@scalie.business

Should feets not be warm also?

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