Desist defennecstrating.
re: horny
What a filthy mind--you are absolutely depraved.
I am doing mildly better than yesterday! How are you?
re: trashposting
@IrisKalmia @Kyresti @Oneironott
Straight? Well, imagine two people making a pizza. The crust is pre-made, the cheese is pre-shredded, the sauce is from a jar, and there are no toppings because they didn't want to try anything "weird" but couldn't agree on anything "normal."
Also they leave it in the oven too long while bickering about how long it should be in the oven so it burns and they blame each other and fight over who gets the charred remains.
re: drugs
They were hoping for MDMA but looks like they're getting 'crank,' instead.
re: lewd, gross, kink
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re: HRT, tmi
STOP TOUCHING THEM, YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE.
Warning: Product may be thigh in caffeine.
It's like you're a windup toy with rusty gears and a crotch-crank.
re: HRT, lewd +
Every year, Vyfe and I go to BlackHat in Vegas, and several times while there happen to walk by a very classy-looking restaurant called "Aureole" and we giggle every time.
Shhhhh!
"...and with multiple prehensile protrusions."
Several Queer, Fashionable, Repressed, Demon-Haunted Gremlins in a Single Bioform || nonbinary agremderflux