Vyruem @vyruem@awoo.space

@Elizafox

Springfield! Wow.

@Facet

I know the feel. For me, the greater the pile, the more intense the anxiety and hopelessness when I even consider addressing it.

@Waces

So, shitpost moar--got it.

@fluxom_alt

Same.

@fluxom_art@octodon.social

Warm-up? You're already 🔥​on fire🔥​

@ossifrage

The second one, but it's the Vyfe and then me casually mentioning how "I can't help but think how my friends would find these monsters hot."

@Facet

Fair. XD

"Ugh. I seem to have contracted a serious affection."

"You mean 'infection?'"

"...I meant what I said."

But seriously, Vyfe's first musical instrument love was the cello, and she was excited for this show. What's a little agony in exchange for that, eh?

Anyway, I've been hugging my stomach all evening through the performance so I'm gonna go collapse now.

Managed to cap-off my respiratory ailment by contracting a gastrointestinal bug, a condition I managed to conceal from the Vyfe until after she saw me double-over and wince in the passenger seat during our road trip to see Zoë Keating perform.

"We probably should have just canceled the trip," she said.

"I knew you would say that," I managed between coughs, "so I hid it until I knew it be too late to turn back!" I triumphantly groaned while clutching my stomach.

@irisjaycomics

(The twist is that his horse is very tiny.)

@irisjaycomics

And he has guns. But they are big.

So I have a new phone and it just asked me this question.

Anyway, I did so, so what I'm wondering is:

Did any of y'all feel turned-on? Would like to know if it worked and just what kind of trash you are.