@Balina This made me snort out-loud.
re: selfie
@irisjaycomics That's such a good look.
Bad "Hallelujah" parody, werecreatures
Sharing it here, too, because I'm shameless (for some things, at least) and proud:
🎵Your plan went wrong, you made a goof
She stood before you, claw and tooth
She'd shifted in the moonlight and outgrew ya'
You tried to flee—escape from there
But she nommed on you, now you're a were-
And from your maw she drew the a-awoo, yeah🎵
re: Food and painfully obvious jokes
Being that you are such a huge lesbian I'm honestly shocked it's *only* been a year since you've had five guys.
1) No, it isn't.
2) Not to minimize the vital importance of employment in our society, but a place that judges you based on your attire for consecutive interviews is not a place you want to work.
@Elizafox @desvox@be.cutewith.me
Okay, phew...was afraid for a moment you'd suffered Clinton, Illinois.
@Elizafox @desvox@be.cutewith.me
Which Clinton?
*gremwoo*
...you wouldn't be the first...
@plausocks
Plaid.
The problem is plaid.
re: tf trashpost pic idea subtoot but like with an @
I am big blush.
hinting at physical thigholence, kink?
@Draekos @orrery @irisjaycomics
This label, except depicting massive synth-thighs in the silhouette.
@orrery @Draekos @irisjaycomics
Unless you're in the heavy armor division, in which case Triple High-Impact Carbon Composite plating is standard.
"The massive tank-treaded platform with which I have replaced my lower body roars to life, the jet engine howling like a supercharged bionic-banshee as I launch down the sidewalk, shattering the concrete below and spraying it behind me in a shower of stone and diesel-smoke."
It's okay, dancing to Merzbow ain't easy.
Several Queer, Fashionable, Repressed, Demon-Haunted Gremlins in a Single Bioform || nonbinary agremderflux