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@Azure Didn't get that impression from this one, though maybe it requires more than a nibble to "appreciate."

Sure, their scent-game is on-point, but it just makes the flavor that much more of a betrayal.

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Imitation-bacon dog treats do not taste like bacon, in case anyone was curious.

@Elizafox

It's forecasting that you need to charge your phone, tbh.

@Leucrotta It think it would be obvious, but there's always long sleeves, I suppose?( That's my go-to.)

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sfw gremlin, food, alcohol 

bringing back gremly grems @vyruem

@gmsh Only with the greatest of assurances that I won't be startled by anything or miss something very important.

baaaad wordplay 

I don't think it's a good idea to turn yourself into a pair of cute sheep girls, but hey, you deux ewe.

@devurandom@cybre.space Oh look, here's another!

alcohol 

Peak inebriation is realizing you've overfilled your whisky glass but then you're trying to pour some back into the bottle—even though it has a flow-control spout.

Lewd Shitpost 

@MadestMadness

"Now at Arby's!"*

*-for a limited-time only!

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Trying out a bunch of new brushes, decided to use this old pic of @Balina for them

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alcohol, art, cute grem~ 

@vyruem seems to have found their way into being Dwol'ified.

Is the whiskey the TF trigger or the a celebration? Only Vyr knows for sure!

Other than re-tooting, I've not spent much time here for a while.

Hello again, all. How have you been?

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