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@ossifrage I mean yeah, it's not like they're olives or cashews or anything.

@ossifrage

I get so utterly discombobulated in grocery stores that I'll even forget items when I have a literal list that I'm referencing, because my amygdala is like "FUCK THE LIST! CAN'T YOU SEE WE ARE IN MORTAL PERIL?" as an elderly woman trundles-by, briefly cutting-off my only escape route.

@ossifrage

It is peaceful, and full of the hope of unsullied paper, ripe with possibility; vast collections of sleek organizational equipment promising both form and function. Everything with the magic of purpose and potential.

lewd 

@IrisKalmia

Is two enough, though? You need like, at least three to cover that much surface area, don't you?

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@IrisKalmia

I have the common decency to obscure my hideous visage in public—is it really too much to ask the same courtesy of others?

@IrisKalmia

But also here in 2022, how can one _not_ be vitriolic and drugged-to-fuck?

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vent art, melancholy, implied death metaphorical, gun, com, sfw 

re: alcohol :thaenkin: 

@mawr

It's not a drinking problem; it's a drinking *strategy*.

@Elizafox@vulpine.club

It has been much more difficult for them to automate their intel collection, though, whereas they have some rather elaborate tools for the birdsite.

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@vantablack

Seriously? I didn't keep-up with them after the 90s. That's incredibly tragic. =\

re: gender shitpost 

@devurandom@cybre.space

I remember thinking nonbinary folk were really cool, and "I wish I could be that."

Turns out, wanting it was all it takes.

I'm not some enby icon or expert or anything, but if you want to consider yourself nonbinary, then I personally welcome you to do so. =)

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