@ossifrage I mean yeah, it's not like they're olives or cashews or anything.
Lame =/
I get so utterly discombobulated in grocery stores that I'll even forget items when I have a literal list that I'm referencing, because my amygdala is like "FUCK THE LIST! CAN'T YOU SEE WE ARE IN MORTAL PERIL?" as an elderly woman trundles-by, briefly cutting-off my only escape route.
...you utter cryptid. 🖤
It is peaceful, and full of the hope of unsullied paper, ripe with possibility; vast collections of sleek organizational equipment promising both form and function. Everything with the magic of purpose and potential.
lewd
Is two enough, though? You need like, at least three to cover that much surface area, don't you?
I have the common decency to obscure my hideous visage in public—is it really too much to ask the same courtesy of others?
selfies, eye contact
But also here in 2022, how can one _not_ be vitriolic and drugged-to-fuck?
re: alcohol
It's not a drinking problem; it's a drinking *strategy*.
@Leucrotta Oh yeah! That one!
Seriously? I didn't keep-up with them after the 90s. That's incredibly tragic. =\
re: gender shitpost
@devurandom@cybre.space
I remember thinking nonbinary folk were really cool, and "I wish I could be that."
Turns out, wanting it was all it takes.
I'm not some enby icon or expert or anything, but if you want to consider yourself nonbinary, then I personally welcome you to do so. =)
A lizardsquid! =D
*grem*
Several Queer, Fashionable, Repressed, Demon-Haunted Gremlins in a Single Bioform || nonbinary agremderflux