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Aisedza Farrwilfsyn, Roegadyn Adventurer, hard at work on her island sanctuary. Nothing beats fresh seafood, and you can't get any fresher than fish plucked from the ocean right in front of your eyes.

Portrait provided by the Cieldalaes Tourism Board.

🎨: @SunsetAria@twitter.com

"16 Puns" 

Some furries say a grem is made out of puns
The poor grem's made outta cussin' and puns
Cussin' and puns and homophones
A mind with a leak and a mouth doin' wrong

You tell sixteen puns, what do you get?
Other folk are groanin' and beatin' your head
Saint Peter ain't callin', cuz I won't go
I've sold my soul to the com-pun-y store.

If you see me punnin' better run and hide
A lot of furs didn't and a lot of furs sighed
Got one fish of iron, the other's an eel
If the left pun don't getcha
Then the right pun will

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hey y'all, i'm a neurodivergent nonbinary trans floridian who fled my home state this month, and i need some help raising money to afford rent and an emergency fund. (UPDATE: $1,801/$2,950 raised!!!)

breakdown of funds:

- $1,950 = rent for 3 months
- $1,000 = emergency savings (i.e. a sudden unexpected bill)

gofund.me/54c2397d
cashapp: $rhysjlove

#mutualaid #mutualaidrequest #transcrowdfund #disabilitycrowdfund #trans #transgender #nonbinary #queer #lgbtq #pridemonth #gtfomystate #florida #transrefugeecrisis
@mutualaid

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art, body horror, transformation 

Katabasis

A highwaygrem on the run seeks the help of an ominous ferryman.

Art by cohost.org/RoxannaRachnid

Guest-starring Luxe

Protogen null-bulge that also provides wireless network connectivity. Call that a WiFi frotspot.

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So I guess it's finally time for me to ask around for the buck we keep passing to one another to survive:

gofund.me/8b1f8087

A few months ago I was laid off and have depleted my savings, given where I live this is an incredibly bad situation to be in.

Help however you can! Thank you <3

Vore-pal Puns 

If I've ever implied that I'm into vore, it was only ingest.

re: Jokeabos 

When my silly chocobo puns result in violence towards me; chocagrem.

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re: Jokeabos 

If you give someone something in exchange for turning you into a chocobo that's called kweh pro quo.

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Jokeabos 

A big town where it's easy to get everywhere by foot but only if you're a chocobo; call that a warkable city.

@kurgarru You capitalized "Mountain Goats" so I was picturing John Darnielle standing over someone and beating the piss out of them for sustenance.

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Normalize saying “I don’t care” whenever someone asks you a dumb question

“What if someone sees all the furry porn you have in your apartment?”

I don’t care.

“But if you seize all the property from the landlords, and give it to the people living in the apartments, what’ll happen to the landlords?”

I don’t care

@IrisKalmia

"Vyruem" is from "virulent emptiness/empathy" and I think that concept fairly summarizes what I feel are the key aspects of my selves.

@kurgarru

I tend to pick-apart things on a slightly smaller level. Melodies, rhythms, samples—"The bridge in this Imperative Reaction song sounds like a sample from NIN's 'The Fragile' from 20 years ago..."

@kurgarru I've been trying to reprogram myself but it's been hard. =/

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