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Dip me in nano-goo 

...and throw me to the alien hive swarm.

@Leucrotta Cute tig. Also I love seeing your drawings with random Tom Waits quotes.

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Trans? Me?
Oh, no; I'm simply a very enthusiastic ally.

@kurgarru Oh! Fuck. My insurance won't cover Vyvanse.

(And yes, I see the humor in that.)

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Absolute garbage bullshit that humanity never domesticated moose the way we did horses. Fuck horses I want to ride a moose

Writing my memoir 

"I tumbled into the world with a heart that was dogshit-soft..."

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Tried to find a visual representation of "Chitter Johnson" and found this instead...

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Exclusive mastodon post:

Arf arf bork bork bork bork

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Boost if you agree with at least one of the following:

🦞 Your followers are adorable.
🦞 You're proud to be weird.
🦞 You're awesome, amazing, and worth loving.
🦞 You're queer as fuck or support queer as fuck creatures.
🦞 Pods of ridiculous numbers of blue whales should be trained to and rewarded for capsizing billionaire yachts.
🦞 We should go to the moon again and bring back a buttload of moon rocks so everyone on earth can have a moon rock.
🦞 You like butts. 🍑
🦞 You have a desire to go live in the woods like either an animal or a wise old forest hermit.

No one will ever know which one/s. ;3

💙💙💙

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Something I’ve learned in several decades walking this earth:

Normalize telling your friends you love them. Ain’t nothing wrong with ending a call with a friend with “I love y’all, and I’ll see ya soon.”

@flora It's a fantastic feeling—I know what you mean. =)

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relinquish

struggling a bit but here's a redo of a piece from a couple years ago

#art #mastoart

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