Vyruem @vyruem@awoo.space

@Elizafox Am...am I number 5, then?

@SarcasmKid How was your trip? Did you bring back any souvenirs?

@Elizafox
Okay!

...how exactly does one get "turnt?" Is it painful? It sounds painful.

@Elizafox Clothes dryer on the fritz again?

@SarcasmKid

Why? You're not a vitriolic--you are very responsible with your vitriol consumption, I think.

@SarcasmKid I "excrementoot"--it's on open-source alternative to your shitposting product.

@Elizafox

The bone-flood, unabated, soon inundates the surrounding lands under a roiling skelton-sea. The skies turn blood-red and mountains tear themselves asunder.

"If only Eliza had spoken of this!" I cry, as I am swallowed in the fleshless tide, my own skelton soon to join the ivory deluge of biblically-proportioned boning.

@SarcasmKid Put them in the hummus to insulate.

@asonix@asonix.dog

Ah, I see!--I respect that.

(And the recipe makes sense then.)

@SarcasmKid Iron Spikey-Scrote.

@asonix@asonix.dog

I don't understand--there's no vodka in this recipe?

@SarcasmKid If only they made those therapeutic daylight lamps in phallic designs a person could get both simultaneously.

@SarcasmKid They enter a quantum stomach, where you can only determine which path they take by surgically-aided direct observation.

However, you will affect the path by simply observing.

@Mous So, would this be considered "beefcake" or "cheesecake?"

@SarcasmKid I am bad at following directions, sorry. =(