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@murilega Well, okay, but you know there's like--sunlight 'n' stuff, right?

@murilega Are you saying you want to be a...

*gasp*

...daywalker?!

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lewd 

@Trev@icosahedron.website @srn@sprite.land @deem@dev.glitch.social @awilfox

Fuckology is not to be confused with fuckiatry: a fuckiatrist is allowed to prescribe fuckings.

gross 

@Elizafox

inspired: flarting (wtf?!)

forest photo 

Camping a few weeks ago...

@jk Can't you just shove them into your mouth several at a time?

lewd? 

(And the award for most repeatedly disappointing "lewd" toots goes to...)

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lewd? 

You've heard of "horny on main," now get ready for...

*_unvulgar on alt_*
*_unaroused on AD_*
*_sfw on secondary_*

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Tired: porn set around a plumber coming to fix the pipes

Wired: porn set around sysadmin coming to check the server box

@Metaph@scalie.business So...is that a thumbs-up or thumbs-down for my habanero facial-scrub product concept?

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@luciferMysticus

I've got "gremlin dick" in my phone's predictive text for some _unfathomable_ reason...

seattle 

There seems to be a large concentration of cool people on here from there. Why is this?

awoo 

Ah-wehhh...

[clears throat]

..ah-wuuhfff...

[sighs]

...hi?

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