Show newer

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella? 

@Elizafox

...

WTF Eliza?

Vyruem boosted

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella? 

@vyruem This is better than my "what rhymes with snoop" joke.

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella? 

@Elizafox

Eliza: Saying the things better left punsaid.

@dragonluvr89

It is.

Though I've long struggled with (and recently had success with) weight loss in the hopes of making me feel better about myself--I resent that I felt it was necessary, and especially that anyone else has to feel the same.

It applies likewise for other superficial pursuits. If a person wants to do it of their own volition, fine--if it's compelled by--and in attempts to appease--societal pressure...it's garbage.

Vyruem boosted

@murilega Oh, carry on then. Running clothes done yet? =)

@murilega Hey, wait-a-minute---earlier you said you were going to run around the block...

@murilega Well, okay, but you know there's like--sunlight 'n' stuff, right?

@murilega Are you saying you want to be a...

*gasp*

...daywalker?!

Vyruem boosted

lewd 

@Trev@icosahedron.website @srn@sprite.land @deem@dev.glitch.social @awilfox

Fuckology is not to be confused with fuckiatry: a fuckiatrist is allowed to prescribe fuckings.

gross 

@Elizafox

inspired: flarting (wtf?!)

forest photo 

Camping a few weeks ago...

Show older
Awoo Space

Awoo.space is a Mastodon instance where members can rely on a team of moderators to help resolve conflict, and limits federation with other instances using a specific access list to minimize abuse.

While mature content is allowed here, we strongly believe in being able to choose to engage with content on your own terms, so please make sure to put mature and potentially sensitive content behind the CW feature with enough description that people know what it's about.

Before signing up, please read our community guidelines. While it's a very broad swath of topics it covers, please do your best! We believe that as long as you're putting forth genuine effort to limit harm you might cause – even if you haven't read the document – you'll be okay!