That looks absolutely beautiful and peaceful.
how to: get me to be your nbf
1. talk to me
2. cuddle me
3. be nice to me
4. repeat steps 1-3 for a while
5. tell me that you love me
6. if I say I love you too:
repeat steps 1-3 for a day
if I say I don't love you yet/only love you as a friend:
repeat steps 1-3 until I fall in love with you
7. ask me to be your nbf
disclaimer: steps will not work if I tell you no or to stop, obviously
Hello!
randomly yelling lyrics at people
"When the world is a danger to you
Will you rise up in rage or do you
Keep gettin' stranger, I do
I keep gettin' stranger"
"And if you're suffering I can help you
Though I cannot help myself
But don't you worry, I look well enough
That no one else can tell"
...okay, this may be a silly question but...you don't mean...?
hello?
Wait, is--is that a thing that one can order...?😮
The spookiest, yo. Join us! Use coupon code 'belalugosisdead' and get a free Urban Decay makeup sampler.
@irisjaycomics I notice you haven't explicitly ruled-out fuzzy arm/leg-warmers or goggles/gasmasks.
*suddenly appears in a cloud of clove smoke, is holding a glass of absinthe*
These wretched ears, which hath endured many a sorrowful tale, did hear your anguished call of distress. How might I be of assistance?
@green G'night!
@murilega @chr@cybre.space
Truth.
And OH MY GOD I just realized I have scaly mutuals who might see this and take it personally. XD
@murilega Start with local authorities, and escalate as necessary.
@murilega Obviously a lizard-person in disguise--report them immediately.
Several Queer, Fashionable, Repressed, Demon-Haunted Gremlins in a Single Bioform || nonbinary agremderflux