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@eris

That looks absolutely beautiful and peaceful.

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how to: get me to be your nbf 

1. talk to me
2. cuddle me
3. be nice to me
4. repeat steps 1-3 for a while
5. tell me that you love me
6. if I say I love you too:
repeat steps 1-3 for a day
if I say I don't love you yet/only love you as a friend:
repeat steps 1-3 until I fall in love with you
7. ask me to be your nbf

disclaimer: steps will not work if I tell you no or to stop, obviously

randomly yelling lyrics at people 

@KawaSeadrake

"When the world is a danger to you
Will you rise up in rage or do you
Keep gettin' stranger, I do
I keep gettin' stranger"

"And if you're suffering I can help you
Though I cannot help myself
But don't you worry, I look well enough
That no one else can tell"

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hello? 

@ninauri

Wait, is--is that a thing that one can order...?😮​

@dragonluvr89 @vantablack

The spookiest, yo. Join us! Use coupon code 'belalugosisdead' and get a free Urban Decay makeup sampler.

@irisjaycomics I notice you haven't explicitly ruled-out fuzzy arm/leg-warmers or goggles/gasmasks.

I have inadvertently neglected you for too long, my friends, but that does not mean I have not thought of you in that time.

How have you been?

@dragonluvr89

*suddenly appears in a cloud of clove smoke, is holding a glass of absinthe*

These wretched ears, which hath endured many a sorrowful tale, did hear your anguished call of distress. How might I be of assistance?

🦄 online life 

@kara@occult.camp

*accepts and reciprocates hugs*

🦄 online life 

@kara@occult.camp​

I would be proud to either thrive or dissolve alongside you as long as I could call you "friend."

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@murilega

And OH MY GOD I just realized I have scaly mutuals who might see this and take it personally. XD

@murilega Start with local authorities, and escalate as necessary.

@murilega Obviously a lizard-person in disguise--report them immediately.

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